Sarnia's HELLO SAILOR HHH is Canada's newest men only hash and likely the worlds only sailing hash. Membership is automatic on request from male boat owners of between 1 ft. and 39 ft. in lenght. Owners of larger vessels than 40 feet will automatically be appointed the new Grand Captain. Toy boats are most welcome and joint ownership is of course also excepted !

Current miss-management (in place since 1994) is: Grand Captain: SCORECARD, Hare Raiser and publicity: GYPSY, Hash Piss: FRENCHY, Hash Flash: BRAIN DAMAGE, Hash Law of the Sea: Wizzard of Oz, Sailor's Religious Advisor: MONK.

Most runs are fairly short and weather permitting will be followed by a longer sail. As per our peers, the PATTAYA DIRT, we will run on the last Thursday of each summer month, May thru October and will meet just inside the gates of the Sarnia Yacht Club at 6 pm. The runs are free but you need to bring a buck or two for the beer stop. For the sail following the run it is B.Y.O.B., preferably in cans or plastic, glass seems to break on boats to easily.

Should weather conditions not be suitable for boating, we will, immediatly after the run or at the discretion of the hare, retire to that Palace of Illusion, known as the Balmoral Bar for an informal re-hash.

Hello Sailors favourite links:

• Drunken Bastards Home Page
• Send A Friend a Beer. The Virtual Bar
• T.Q. Hashers Favourite Rock & Roll Bar
• One Nite In Bangkok? Weekly Updates on the Thai Bar Scene.
• Need A Laugh ? Some great and not so great jokes.
• HARRIER INTERNATIONL Archive The World of Hashing.
• Where To Be Oct.-1998 Celebrate 60 Years Of Hangovers.
• Dean's Windjammer Pages What we like to do this winter.
• Before The Wind Sailing Hundreds of sites about Tall Ships.
• Sarnia Yacht Club Where we spend our summers.
• Westsail Owners Association Gypsy sails a 32 ft. Westsail since 1976.
• Shrimp is Back Renown photographer of Asian beauty shows his stuff on the Web.